BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Published on December 22, 2005 By BenUser In Politics

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept.

Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

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BenUser

on Dec 27, 2005

This is a comment by Yoshi Tsurumi, one of Bush's former Harvard Business School professors:

"I don't remember all the students in detail unless I'm prompted by something," Tsurumi said in a telephone interview Wednesday. "But I always remember two types of students. One is the very excellent student, the type as a professor you feel honored to be working with. Someone with strong social values, compassion and intellect -- the very rare person you never forget. And then you remember students like George Bush, those who are totally the opposite."

"He showed pathological lying habits and was in denial when challenged on his prejudices and biases. He would even deny saying something he just said 30 seconds ago. He was famous for that. Students jumped on him; I challenged him." When asked to explain a particular comment, said Tsurumi, Bush would respond, "Oh, I never said that."

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DJBandit

on Dec 27, 2005

You were warned not to share your coloring books with the President. He made them his and now they are lost. But I'm sure Santa brought you new coloring books to make up for those Bush took from you.

ParaTed2k

on Dec 27, 2005

So that's what happened to "The Little Goat". ;~D

Thanks for the laugh BenUser!

ParaTed2k

on Dec 27, 2005

You were warned not to share your coloring books with the President. He made them his and now they are lost. But I'm sure Santa brought you new coloring books to make up for those Bush took from you.

Two laughs in one afternoon! ;~D

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